my favorite flavor
something i’d very much like to say during my lifetime: “scorpion for one, please.”
we paid a guy at the pub $30 to sketch this terrible drawing of our heads as flowers on a plant
Example 541 of ‘Being a Lady is Hard’
Cruisin’ round on facebook, find a photo I don’t remember of myself from a party on the weekend gripping a bottle of vodka with a post-straight-shot face, think I look badass, right click, save, share with world.
We were just talking about those American Apparel ads. They’re fucking gross, man. Look, I love beautiful girls too. I think everyone should be free to have their knee socks and their sweaty shorts, but I’m over it. I’m over this weird, exhausted girl. I’m over the girl that’s tired and freezing and hungry. I like bossy girls, I always have. I like people filled with life. I’m over this weird media thing with all this, like, hollow-eyed, empty, party crap.
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Amy Poehler
(via hometownwaltz, vainbuthonest, symbiosis, treee)
(via ladynasty)
(via estnespes)
i’m surprised more people have cottoned on to this technique of picking up potential partners
